The comedy stylings of Evan Tobias Smith NOTE: These recordings were induced with copious amounts of alcohol, peer pressure, and ennui. Some material not suitable for children. Do not click on any of the following links unless you are amused by repeated use of the word anus, references to scuttling the ship, and numerous fart jokes.

		Yoda will help you.
		Andre the Giant, as Fezzig, doing one of his most famous lines.
		Andre The Giant teaches spelling, offers a peanut.
		Arnold meets Petrov, Evan bonks in mid-immitation.
		Arnold's favorite word...
		Arnold makes an innuendo.
		Arnold doing a modified rendition of his famous scene from Kindergarden Cop.
		Sean Connery as Marco Ramius has some words for Petrov, who then becomes a babbling idiot.
		Arnold being a hardass.
		Arnold has large boots.
		Arnold with a modified rendition of a famous line from Comando.
		Fezzig doing a slightly modified version of one of his most famous lines.
		Tim Curry as Doctor Petrov meets Tim Curry as Frankie, the sweet transvestite from transexual transylvania.
		Andre The Giant with a slightly modified speach from Wrestlemania, rants on like a big idiot.
		Arnold, on the versatility of the words fuck and anus.
		Arnold, very upset.
		Arnold, a sophisticated man.
		Arnold discusses defecation, nutrition, and genital mutilation. BEST OF SHOW
		Arnold is a little excited about cavity searching.
		Stephen Tobolowsky, re-enacting his only funny line from Spaceballs... slightly modified, begins blathering like an idiot, turns into Billy Madison, then farts.
		Frankie and Petrov suddenly become Billy Madison.
		Petrov meets a very perverted Yoda.
		Yoda farts, moans a lot, then hits on Luke.
		Tim Curry and Arnold discuss Tim's anus then sing a bit; someone farts.